I would like you to address the following issue, relating to those warning cones and signs that are liberally erected whenever some water is spilt onto a floor.
They are bloody dangerous!
I almost tripped over one in Sainsbury's on Saturday, whilst buying my Christmas pudding.
Please can you ensure that, in future, there are warning signs erected; warning us about the slippery floor warning signs.
I regret to inform you that Nanny has yet to heed my missive.
I was exiting the changing rooms of my health club yesterday, only to nearly fall "arse over tit" over a cone that was warning me of the dangers of slipping on a wet floor.
Why put the cone so close to the door that people fall over it?
I know that the floor is wet, it's a health club with lots of water from eg showers, sauna and the swimming pool!
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