Therefore, without further ado, I am delighted to be able to announce this week's winner.
None other than Nanny's European Commission.
The other week they came up with a "brilliant" idea to reduce carbon emissions (something, so we are told, that is very dangerous for all of us...if only Nanny was around when the first caveman lit his first fire!).
What is Euro Nanny's "brilliant" idea?
Ban petrol/diesel vehicles from city centres by 2050, and dictate that 50% of all journeys above 186 miles will be by rail.
Seemingly, in Nanny's world, by 2050 we will have invented a decently performing electric car and the public transport system of every city in Europe will be first class.
I know, let's use nuclear powered cars!
Siim Kallas, the EU transport commission, said that Brussels directives and new taxation of fuel would be used to force people out of their cars and onto "alternative" means of transport.
The European Commission, well deserving Prats of The Week!
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