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Thursday, February 09, 2012

Nanny Bans Snowmen

The recent flurries of snow have brought about something of a collective madness in the behaviour and mindset of our "beloved" and "respected" local councils.

For reasons best known to themselves councils up and down the country have been beheading and destroying snowmen constructed in public areas and parks.

Council workers smashed the heads of snowmen on the Homefield Recreation Ground in Chiswick. When the workmen were challenged about their snowmanicide, their excuse was that they were "protecting the grass".


It is estimated that around 50 snowmen and several igloos were destroyed by the council workmen there. I understand that saws were used to decapitate some!

Other snowmanicides have been reported in Cambridge and Enfield.

Hounslow Council claim that they had no knowledge of their employees actions, and that the snowmanicide had not been sanctioned.
Council workmen in Enfield were easy to spot when the were committing snowmanicide.

How so?

They were wearing Hi Vis jackets!

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  1. Anonymous10:13 AM

    What the fuck goes on in these people’s heads?
    They see the result of children and perhaps adults having some innocent fun in a recreational space and then without any reason they smash the snowmen to pieces.

    It just goes to show what wankers the councils employ.

    I wonder if they had the audacity to confront anyone who was actually building a snowman or igloo. I am willing to bet that all the structures destroyed were unattended.

  2. It's easy to see where the Stasi would be recruited from if we were ever to get a totalitarian state in this country. Mind you, reading this and other blogs it seems we're half-way there already :-(

    In the words of P. J. O'Rourke, "Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum."

  3. If I was to come across one of them bastard council workers fucking about with a snowman I would have him 'Walking in the Air'.........With my right boot up his dung-funnel.

    Know what I mean!

  4. Again, Hi-Viz affects the brains of these people....They love to throw their weight around and, they believe, the hi-viz gives them the authority to do so.

  5. David J Hilton11:18 AM

    Miserable twats

  6. Lord of Atlantis12:29 PM

    As I've said before, these jobsworths are such sad cases that their only pleasure is in spoiling the enjoyment of everyone else. It is also amazing, that when the country is in a dire financial mess, essential ervices are being cut to the bone, and
    front line staff made redundant in vast numbers, they can always find the money and staff for this sort of rubbish!

    Ken, you stated: "When the workmen were challenged about their snowmanicide, their excuse was that they were "protecting the grass".

    Protecting it from what, may one ask? I've never heard such a feeble excuse: "a load of poppycock" my late dad would have said. It's a wonder they haven't banned the building of snowmen etc on 'elf'n'safety grounds! Oo-er! I shouldn't suggest it, some of these jerks are barmy enough to do so!

    Ken also mentioned: "Hounslow Council claim that they had no knowledge of their employees actions, and that the snowmanicide had not been sanctioned."

    A frequent response, when such nonsense justifiably attracts adverse media comment: "they don't like it up'em"!

  7. Anonymous1:22 PM

    It just gets worse doesn't it?

    Today I got my car tax renewal - £260 for the year

    If I pay 6-monthly it costs not half but £143.00 that is £26 more - why?

    And to add to that there's the new garden refuse tax - what? - well, in the Forest of Dean you now have to pay for garden refuse to be collected. But you have to register for a licence to do that. The said licence has to be stuck in a prominent position on the green garden waste bin and put out for collection on the correct day otherwise it will not be collected.

    All of this serves to prove we live in a fascist state. The elites with their cohorts in local government and all over the public services that we pay for carry out this mass idiocy to enable them to remain in charge. When are the people going to stand up and resist this????

  8. Anonymous4:56 PM

    The only way to deal with these people is to confront them in your best Penelope Keith manner and demand to know who they are, what they're doing, why, their names and departments and, when they get stroppy, remind them that you're their employer and you object to your hard-earned being wasted etc :)

    God, you'd have to send out a search team to find their missing brain cell...

  9. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Cut their fucking heads off with the chainsaw