Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Nanny Bans Birds
I see that Nanny is a tad concerned about the health and safety threat posed to us by our feathered friends and their droppings.
Nanny's chums at North Devon Council have come up with a "terrific wheeze" on how to solve the problems and threat of bird droppings on the street near St Peter's church Barnstaple.
Can you guess what Nanny is doing?
Yes, that's right, the council has ordered the trees and foliage to be cut down (note, they gave no forewarning of what they were going to do).
For why is the council so worried about the birds (starlings)?
The council is of the view that the starlings' droppings were potentially poisonous, and could contain salmonella and toxoplasmosis, bacteria which can cause food poisoning.
Maybe so, but often do people go round licking bird shit off the street?
Oh one other small point, the problem would resolve itself when the starlings migrate in March!
Councils are not only the enemies of the people, but also of life on this planet!
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