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Friday, February 17, 2012

Prats of The Week - Lambeth Council

Stap my vitals, it is a Friday and I have not yet awarded my coveted and internationally renowned "Prats of The Week" award!

Therefore, without further ado, let me shout this week's winner from the rooftops....it is none other than Lambeth Council (yes another council!).

For why?

Well, Lambeth Council have got their knickers in a twist over government cuts (brought about by the austerity programme). The council feel that, as money is now in short (or rather in shorter) supply, the services which they consider "essential" will suffer.

So what does the council do to try to avoid harming its "essential" services?

Does it look for savings elsewhere?

No!

Does it present a coherent, and well researched, request for an increased budget to the government?

No!

It prints posters (ie it spends taxpayers' money) that are placed hither and thither around Lambeth.

What do these posters say?

The Government has cut our money by nearly a third, so we are forced to cut our services.

With cretins like this running councils, it is hardly surprising that this country is financially farked and that council services are in such a mess!

Councils are the enemies of the people!

Lambeth Council, well deserving Prats of The Week.

FYI, Lambeth Council also won this award in March last year (well done lads!).

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5 comments:

  1. It always seems to me that what the public consider essential services and what Nanny considers essential services, are two completely different things.

    The public see public loos, clean public buildings, care for the elderly, education etc as essential whereas, Nanny only see things that serve her over inflated ego as essential.

    Lambeth Council; well deserving winners.

    Btw; I wonder if Lambeth Council could save a fortune by buying less hi-viz.....Just a thought.

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  2. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Yes councils will cut what we want and keep what they want, and when they cut jobs they cut a dozen useful workers rather than one useless highly paid manager. But of course it is the manager who decides who gets the chop.

    Who decideth what will be and when?
    If not God in his heaven, who then?
    Those
    Who suppose
    Themselves to be gods
    But who are only men.

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  3. Anonymous12:01 PM

    I see that the NHS are also trying to offload a surplus of tax payers money with their new ads.......

    Got the shits?

    No mate.........It's probably bowel cancer!

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    1. That's enough to make anyone run to the loo!

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  4. Lord of Atlantis12:14 PM

    Anonymous said: "Yes councils will cut what we want and keep what they want, and when they cut jobs they cut a dozen useful workers rather than one useless highly paid manager. But of course it is the manager who decides who gets the chop".

    Sadly, this is almost always the case.

    "Who decideth what will be and when?
    If not God in his heaven, who then?
    Those Who suppose Themselves to be gods
    But who are only men."

    Brilliantly put!

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