Wednesday, September 26, 2012
The Dangers of Deckchairs
Why has Nanny not issued a safety alert wrt the hazards from deckchairs, as experienced by the hapless swimmer in the article below?
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You'd better add sun loungers to the list of beach hazards!
ReplyDeleteUgh..that has quite put me off my morning vodka!
DeleteMario Visnjic is most fortunate that a) he had a working mobile phone available, and b) that the maintenance staff only cut the deck chair in half: brings tears to your eyes!
DeleteI have spent most of the afternoon experimenting with bollock shrinkage and swelling using a bag of frozen peas and a hair drier. There was no noticeable difference to my already impressive nuts.
ReplyDeleteI reckon that this guy got his balls stuck by using the deckchair to simulate what it must feel like to fuck Victoria Beckham.
The dirty bastard.