Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Dangers of Deckchairs

Why has Nanny not issued a safety alert wrt the hazards from deckchairs, as experienced by the hapless swimmer in the article below?

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  1. You'd better add sun loungers to the list of beach hazards!

    1. Ugh..that has quite put me off my morning vodka!

    2. Lord of Atlantis12:51 PM

      Mario Visnjic is most fortunate that a) he had a working mobile phone available, and b) that the maintenance staff only cut the deck chair in half: brings tears to your eyes!

  2. Anonymous6:42 PM

    I have spent most of the afternoon experimenting with bollock shrinkage and swelling using a bag of frozen peas and a hair drier. There was no noticeable difference to my already impressive nuts.

    I reckon that this guy got his balls stuck by using the deckchair to simulate what it must feel like to fuck Victoria Beckham.

    The dirty bastard.