This week it goes to Bristol City Council, who have combined prattery with a wee bit of ker farking ching.
Anyhoo, for why am I awarding the council this award?
Just ask Abus, a Bristol bus company, whose drivers have been issued with parking tickets for....can you guess children?
Yes, that's right, waiting in city centre bus stops!
Ker farking ching!
Abus owner, Alan Peters, told the BBC that the council agreed his buses could wait at quiet stops before picking up passengers.
However, Nanny's chums from Bristol City Council said that tickets were issued when buses were pulled up for more than five minutes due to "considerable demand" from operators.
Mr Peters said over the past two years, his drivers have been issued with an average of one parking ticket per month, the majority of which he has successfully appealed against.
"Ninety per cent of the tickets have been rescinded but I still have to write the appeal and sometimes go to a parking tribunal. It's all time-consuming."Bristol City Council gave a jobsworth meaningless response:
"We are aware of the situation with Abus and have advised them of the current situation with regards to enforcement action.Bristol City Council, well deserving Prats of The Week!
We are looking, as stated, to finding a working solution."
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