Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Farking Pointless NHS Booze Tool

Nanny continues to be obsessed with our drinking habits.

Is it for our own good?

She would like us to think so, but the reality is that she wants an uberfit workforce to earn money to pay her taxes.

Factoid: Pub licensing laws were tightened up during the First World War so that munitions workers didn't turn up to work drunk, thus ensuring more munitions could be built to kill people.

Anyhoo, moving on to the present day and it seems that some research carried out by Opinium Research found that one in five young professionals in the UK consider themselves to have a drinking problem etc etc.

I am not quite sure whether the research company did this research by special request of a third party, or simply to generate headlines. However, Nanny has come up with a particularly pointless tool to tell you whether you are drinking "too much". Do bear in mind that Nanny operates on a principle of "one size fits all", and always opts for the lowest possible limit (just to be on the "safe" side). In reality, if you are drinking about the same as you doctor or MP then you are perfectly safe.

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:43 PM

    Had fun maxing out on the table then followed their advice consuming over 100 units in one session.