Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Burger Off!

The Independent reports that a new study from US-based food testing company Clear Labs has discovered, from a sample of 258 burgers, two cases of meat in vegetarian products, three burgers with rat DNA and one case of human DNA.

Additionally almost a quarter of vegetarian burgers have different ingredients to those on the label. Two veggie burgers contained beef, and one black bean burger contained no black beans.

It never ceases to gemuse me that despite all of Nanny's rules, regulations and monitoring such cock ups still occur. This only goes to prove that you cannot zeroise risk, no matter how officious Nanny becomes.

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  1. It's a good thing they didn't test hot dogs! Besides, DNA is better than, oh, fingers and rat tails.

    Slightly related: There's a story out of China about people selling fake jellyfish. Apparently they slice up the "skin" and eat it like salad.

  2. Lord of Atlantis1:29 PM

    Was it a sting that caught them out? lol