Monday, May 23, 2016
Nanny Bans Whistles
My thanks to a loyal reader for pointing me to a Nanny story of such utter absurdity, that I first thought it was a late April Fool!
St Monica's Catholic Primary School in Milton Keynes has banned whistles to signal the end of playtime.
It seems that, according to staff, whistles produce an “aggressive” noise that will scare the children.
Staff must instead raise a hand in the air to get the attention of pupils at the end of break time.
Does this mean that whistles are also banned during sporting event such as football?
This is so absolutely farking stupid that I am lost for words!!!
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