India Opens The Booze Taps To Conquer Coronavirus Depression

The southern Indian state of Kerala has witnessed more people who died of depression over not being able to consume alcohol than due to the coronavirus.

With the increasing number of suicide case in Kerala, after liquor shops were closed during the lockdown, State Chief Pinarayi Vijayan directed the Excise Department, which controls the sales and distribution of liquor, to provide liquor to alcoholics, with medical prescriptions.

Kerala has the highest number of alcoholics in the country with 1.6 million consuming it on a daily basis. The state government has also asked the Excise Department to provide free counselling to those with withdrawal symptoms in its de-addiction centres.

Vijayan has said the government was also considering the option of online sales of alcohol as the sudden unavailability of it could lead to social problems.

Meanwhile in Britain, the police dye a river black and ban the purchase of Easter eggs!

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XR Just Made Itself Extinct!

Earth is healing. The air and water is clearing.

Corona is the cure.
Humans are the disease!#ClimateCrisis #CoronaCrisis #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/nYJp30WhtH

— XREastMidlands (@xr_east) March 24, 2020

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Woke Twattery

There is a corner of Facebook (that shall remain nameless) where a certain woke bunch of people are earnestly stressing over the rights and wrongs of buying food, and other items, in a popular and well run local shop that sells the Sun and has and advert for the Sun on its shop front.

Some people are going to have a very rude awakening to the reality of life in the coming weeks!


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Nanny Bans Entrepreneur

Commiserations to Oliver Cooper, who fell foul of Nanny's chums at Dixon's Unity Academy in Leeds.

He bought a £1.60 tub of Johnson's child hand wash from a Tesco store, as he waited for the school bus, before charging his fellow students 50p a pop to use it.

The enterprise earned him a £7.40 profit, however, he was subsequently sent home for breaching school rules.

Oliver now faces a day in isolation followed by a two-hour detention, which he branded a 'ridiculous' punishment.
 

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Whatever You Do, Don't Tell St Greta of Thunberg!

BREAKING: BBC News just confirmed that many airlines are flying (some) empty planes because, under EU rules, if they don't fly they may lose their slots. EU have not yet relaxed rules given the coronavirus 🤦‍♂️🤪

— Bay Kurley (Not affiliated to Sky, or Journalism) (@BayKurley) March 10, 2020

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French Ignore #COVID19

VIDEO: Thousands gathered in France at the weekend to break the world record for the largest-ever gathering of Smurfs.

Around 3500 people set aside fears of the #coronavirus to dress up as the characters, which come from a Belgian comic franchise pic.twitter.com/G3tMFoTE6A

— AFP news agency (@AFP) March 9, 2020

There's stupid and then there's the French!

Whilst I do not think people should be hunkering down for the apocalypse and panic buying toilet paper, a degree of common sense would not go amiss.

Couple this with the pre announcement by the Italians of the lockdown in the North, thus enabling "spreaders" to board trains and disperse to other parts of the country, and I wonder if some countries/governments are a bit thick!

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WTF Is Going On Here?

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Scotland's Minimum Booze Pricing Causes Jump In Booze Sales

As per The Retail Data Partnership Ltd:

"..the value of alcohol sales  in our 280-strong segment of convenience stores in Scotland has increased by 9.9%. 

The total sum of units sold has risen by 7.75%. Sales for beer are up 11.92%, as are spirits (9.1%), and wine (9.33%)."

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From The Man Who Lived a Lie For Years....

Philip Schofield challenges Boris Johnson on coronavirus: "We're not stupid. We can handle the truth."

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) March 5, 2020

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