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Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts

Monday, March 24, 2025

The Folly of Norwood Primary: Banning Easter in the Name of "Inclusivity" is a Cultural Gut Punch



In a move that reeks of cowardice masquerading as virtue, Norwood Primary School in Eastleigh, Hampshire, has axed its annual Easter celebrations—both the Easter Bonnet Parade and the Easter Service—under the flimsy pretence of "respecting diverse religious beliefs." Headteacher Stephanie Mander, in a letter dripping with sanctimonious platitudes, claims this decision fosters "a more inclusive atmosphere that honours and respects the beliefs of all our children and their families." But let’s call this what it is: a spineless capitulation that doesn’t unite—it obliterates. Far from inclusivity, this is exclusion dressed up in progressive jargon, a deliberate erasure of a cornerstone of British heritage that leaves Christian traditions—and the families who cherish them—out in the cold.
 
Easter isn’t just some quaint school event; it’s a cultural and historical touchstone, woven into the fabric of the UK’s identity. For centuries, it’s marked the Christian celebration of resurrection and renewal, a season of reflection and community that transcends mere religion to shape national customs—think hot cross buns, egg hunts, and, yes, bonnet parades. Norwood’s decision doesn’t "honour" diversity; it stomps on a tradition that’s been a shared joy for generations, all to avoid the imagined offence of a nebulous "other." If inclusivity were the real goal, why not expand the calendar to celebrate Eid, Diwali, and Easter alike? Instead, Mander opts for subtraction, not addition—cancelling rather than creating.
 
The hypocrisy is glaring. Norwood’s own website boasts a "Respect for other faiths and beliefs" page, proudly declaring that "important celebrations in the lives of our children and school community are marked and celebrated together," including Eid, Diwali, Christmas, and Easter. So what changed? Did Easter suddenly become less worthy of respect? Or did the school buckle under the pressure of a hyper-sensitive cultural climate that equates neutrality with virtue? Mander’s letter offers a clue: the school will replace Easter with "Refugee Week" in June, as part of a bid to become an "accredited School of Sanctuary." Noble as that sounds, it’s a bait-and-switch—swapping a deeply rooted religious and cultural event for a secular cause du jour. 
 
Inclusivity, it seems, only applies when it’s politically fashionable.
 
Critics online have rightly skewered this move. One X post nailed it: "This isn’t inclusivity if you’re cancelling Christian traditions and then favouring others." Another asked, "Why not celebrate them all, rather than cutting out the actual religion of the UK?" 
 
The backlash isn’t just noise—it’s a howl of frustration from a community watching its heritage dismantled under the guise of progress. And the fear is real: if Easter’s expendable, what’s next—Christmas? The school’s vague promise to "explore alternative ways to celebrate the season in future years" rings hollow when they’ve already torched the traditions people loved.
 
Mander’s defence—that this aligns with "values of inclusivity and respect for diversity"—collapses under scrutiny. True inclusivity doesn’t erase one group’s identity to appease another; it builds a bigger table. By scrapping Easter, Norwood isn’t respecting diversity—it’s signalling that some beliefs are more equal than others. The message to Christian families is clear: your traditions don’t matter as much as our agenda. And let’s not kid ourselves—this isn’t about the kids. It’s about adults chasing brownie points in a cultural game where "tolerance" means silencing anything that might ruffle feathers.
 
The irony? 
 
This isn’t even bold. It’s the path of least resistance, a lazy shortcut to avoid hard conversations about balancing heritage and diversity. Real leadership would’ve found a way to honour Easter and embrace other faiths, not pit them against each other in a zero-sum game. Instead, Norwood’s handed us a masterclass in how to alienate a community while pretending to unite it. If this is inclusivity, it’s a hollow, brittle version—one that sacrifices history, joy, and identity on the altar of fleeting approval. Shame on Norwood Primary for thinking a ban could ever build a bridge.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Nanny Bans The Easter Bunny


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Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Nanny Hates Cadbury's Great Easter Egg Hunt


Oh dear Nanny, Theresa May and Nanny's Church of England have got their collective knickers in a twist of Cadbury's Easter Egg hunt on National Trust properties.

Nanny is upset that the word "Easter" has been dropped from the event.

All very nice and twee, except that it hasn't been dropped. As you can see from the screen shots from Cadbury's website, the word "Easter" is mentioned several times even in the farking URL!







Maybe Nanny should get her facts right first, and focus on more pressing matters!

Oh, and by the way, eggs at Eater come from an Anglo Saxon legend which tells how the Saxon goddess Eostre found a wounded bird and transformed it into a hare, so that it could survive the Winter. The hare found it could lay eggs, so it decorated these each Spring and left them as offering to the goddess.

Easter was a pagan festival stolen by the christians!


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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Whinging Parents Hate Watership Down


My thanks to a loyal reader, who advised me that Channel 5’s decision to air the classic 1978 cartoon film of Watership Down on Easter Sunday didn't go down too well with parents.

For why?

Well it seems that parents felt that their kids shouldn't be exposed to cartoon images of rabbits being killed on Easter Sunday.

The Metro has some examples of the tweets that anxious parents penned on Easter Sunday.

Yawn.

For the record, I am not the slightest bit religious, but isn't Easter the tale of a guy who got tortured, nailed to a cross and executed?

Isn't that a tad more horrific than cartoon images of dead rabbits?

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Friday, March 25, 2016

Happy Easter


Have it large this Easter by indulging in plenty of food, drink and all of life's other essentials!

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Sunday, April 05, 2015

Happy Easter



Have it large this Easter folks!

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Friday, April 18, 2014

Happy Easter!



Have it large this Easter!

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Merry Easter!

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me to a particularly daft piece of eco Nanny nonsense, emanating from Porthtowan Cornwall.

In January, for reasons best known to themselves, the local council decided to plant 100 discarded Christmas trees on the beach.

For why?

In Nanny's opinion these trees would help build a defence against the waves and the ongoing erosion of the beach. Nanny expected the trees to end up being covered in sand.

Can you guess what happened next children?

Yes, that's right, the trees died and are now sticking up on the beach (not covered in sand) forming a mini petrified forest.

The Porthtowan Dunes Community Group say the plan has failed, leaving the battered and weather-beaten Christmas trees sticking out of the sand.

Thus as we approach Eater the beach looks absurd.

Locals who want to dig the trees up have been threatened with legal action by the council.

A letter from countryside officer Jolyon Sharpe warned members of the Porthtowan Beach Management Group they could face legal action if they pushed ahead.

As per the Mail it read:
"If the group feel that it is appropriate to act independently of Cornwall Council it will have to consider its options regarding taking action to prevent such unauthorised interference and any appropriate recompense. 

I would sincerely hope that we can work together to ensure the most appropriate outcome for this area and that the Council will not have to resort to such a response."
Cornwall Councillor Joyce Duffin said:
"I can't comment if the trees are or are not working, though I think they are trapping some of the sand.

They would need to have permission [to remove the trees] because it's council land."
Ironically were householders to have dumped their trees on the beach they would have been fined for fly tipping.

Merry Easter everyone!


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Friday, March 29, 2013

Happy Easter


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Friday, April 06, 2012

Happy Easter!


Eat lots of chocolate, have a hearty Easter meal and drink continuously over the Easter period!

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter

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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Happy Easter

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone.

Have it large!

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Dangers of Crosses and Holes

CrossEaster having just passed, saw another fight between common sense and Nanny's Health and Safety Gestapo.

For the last 50 Easters a cross has been erected (can I say "erected"?) on the Downs above Lewes, over the Easter period, by St Pancras Roman Catholic Church. However, this year, owing to a fuss over health and safety with Lewes District Council, there was no such erection.

This Easter over 200 people took part in the silent walk of witness through the town, before planting the 20ft cross in a hole on top of the Mount.

So far so good!

The cross would then normally have been left up for a few days. However, this year much like the Grand Old Duke of York and his 10,000 men, they had to take it all the way down again.

Rev Steve Daughtery, of Southover Church, said that the church had been told by the council that the hole was a health and safety issue and must not be left unattended, meaning that someone would have to guard the cross for days.

The district council said that the empty hole could not be left unguarded (ie someone would have to remain with the hole) or uncovered.

Fair enough, but surely if the cross was placed in the hole this meant that the hole was not uncovered?

Why therefore could the cross not be left in situ?

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Happy Easter

Happy Easter
Happy Easter everyone!

Please make sure that you annoy Nanny by overindulging this Easter; by eating vast quantities of chocolate, and drinking humongous amounts of booze etc.

Have it large!

Ken

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Nanny Bans Hot Cross Buns Again

Nanny Bans Hot Cross Buns AgainEaster has come and gone and much like Easter being a regular event, Nanny has come up with a seasonal banning order just right for the occasion.

Nanny's twats running Poole Hospital Dorset banned staff from handing out hot cross buns over the Easter period.

Why?

Nanny feels this might upset non-Christians.

Few points here:

1 So farking what?

2 Easter is a Christian festival, as far as I was aware Britain is still a secular Christian country?

3 Non Christians can hand out whatever they want during their festivals, so why can't Christians?

4 This is insulting to non Christians, as it implies they are small minded bigots; and is guaranteed to make them feel isolated and threatened.

The catering staff at the hospital sent an email in disgust to their local paper on Good Friday.

Quote:

"We the kitchen staff of Poole Hospital

were disgusted to find that the patients

were not getting hot cross buns this morning.

The manager of the catering department said

he was worried about the ethnic minorities that work here
."

Another point here..."ethnic minorities" can be Christians too...it's not the preserve of the white middle classes. Indeed, on the converse, I could be a practising satanist for that matter.

The twats running the hospital gave in, eventually, and buns were distributed on Easter Monday.

Poole Hospital NHS Trust claims that the delay in buns delivery was due to an oversight:

"We do apologise to patients who missed out

on their hot cross buns on Good Friday.

This was due to an oversight by the catering manager

who forgot to order them in time.

It was nothing to do with religious beliefs.

The buns were handed out on Easter Monday instead
."

Well that's plausible, isn't it?

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone!

I will be stuffing a large bird later today, roasting it tomorrow and boiling two smoked gammons.

Have it large.

Ken

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Nanny Bans Bunny Hop

Nanny Bans Bunny HopEaster is a coming in, and as ever with Nanny and her minions we can expect the usual banning of chocolate, hot cross buns and the religious symbolism associated with Easter.

However, rather to my surprise, Nanny has also banned bunnys...or rather she has banned the bunny hop.

The town of Llangollen holds an annual Easter Bunny Hop, which raises funds for Oswestry's Hope House. The April event consists of a large group of men, women and children, dressed as rabbits, hopping along the main streets of the town. It has been running for the last three years, and attracts hundreds of visitors.

Unfortunatley Llangollen Enterprise, which organises the hop, have been spooked by Nanny and the compensation culture that she has encouraged; they have decided to ban it this year.

Why?

There is a risk that someone will fall and then sue.

Sad that whenever the word "risk" is mentioned, Nanny immediately bans something.

Nanny has not learnt that risk is omnipresent in our lives, it is down to us to manage it sensibly...not down to her to ban us from living our lives as we would wish to.

Judith Dodd, chairman of the Llangollen Enterprise said:

"The Llangollen Bunny Hop was created to bring

something a little different to the town

just before the Easter holidays and was

thoroughly enjoyed by both competitors and spectators alike.

We've really had to take this decision

because of the litigious nature that has been

seeping into our society from the States over the past few years.

Although Oak Street is extremely well maintained

by Denbighshire County Council, a hop, skip and a stumble

could simply be more trouble than it's worth
."

She added:

"The insurance policy was very expensive

in relation to the overall costs of the Bunny Hop

last year and this cost has risen sharply.

This would take away from what we would want to do

with the event but it's the potential hassle,

rather than the sheer cost,

which has seen us reach this unfortunate decision
."

Nanny is destroying the fabric of our society, by preventing us from living our lives to the full.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter

Happy EasterHappy Easter everyone!

I hope that you all have an enjoyable and peaceful Easter.

Ken