The Joy of Dick

You will recall loyal readers that a wee while ago Nanny's chums in Flintshire Council banned Spotted Dick?

"It seems that the traditional British pudding "Spotted Dick" has been deemed "offensive" by the Thought Police.

As such the word "Dick" has been treated in an Orwellian manner and deemed "ungood". The new name for the pudding is "Spotted Richard"...."

I understand that, following a veritable deluge of complaints from the public, the council have now reinstated Dick!

What a waste of time!

Plonkers!

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Nanny Bans Dick

Dear oh dear!

I see our chums from Flintshire County Council are making prats of themselves again.

It seems that the traditional British pudding "Spotted Dick" has been deemed "offensive" by the Thought Police.

As such the word "Dick" has been treated in an Orwellian manner and deemed "ungood". The new name for the pudding is "Spotted Richard".

Flintshire County Council have confirmed that Spotted Dick had been taken off their menu at the offices in Mold, North Wales.

I am sure that the taxpayers of Flintshire welcome the fact that their taxes are being put to such good use by employing the knobheads who renamed "Dick".

Doubtless when panto season approaches, the old refrain:

"Ten miles to London, and still no sign of Dick!"

Will also be banned by Flintshire.

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Prats of The Week - Flintshire County Council

Tis a Saturday and I feel suitably moved to award my prestigious, and internationally renowned, "Prats of The Week" Award.

This time it goes to Flintshire County Council.

For why?

Well, my old muckers, it seems that they have a bit of an issue wrt the disposal of rotting apples.

John Mason, who had a pile of "windfalls" from his apple trees, wanted to dispose of his apples and put them into his garden waste wheelie bin for the council (Flintshire County Council) to take away.

Alas he was working under the assumption that Flintshire County Council was not run by numpties.

How wrong he was!

Officials from the council ruled that just because something is waste and comes from the garden, it doesn't necessarily qualify as garden waste.

Council workers refused to empty the bin, and stuck a yellow label on it which warned that the bin had been 'contaminated' with food waste.

The council labours under the view that spoiled fruit could have come from a kitchen and been in contact with uncooked meat, thus picking up dangerous bacteria.

OK I am confused here...so farking what?

Are people going to eat it or wallow in it?

The waste is all dumped in the same landfill in India, along with all the other crap our councils send over there, surely?

Bottom line, the recycling rules imposed by councils are utter bollocks.

Ignore them, and put all your crap in one bin.

Flintshire County Council, well deserving Prats of The Week.

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