Breaking news...In a breathtaking display of double standards, Nanny's police will not be investigating Prescott's sexual misconduct in a public office (despite the fact that two police officers were prosecuted earlier this year for having sex whilst on duty).
In other news, it seems that the Tories (if last night's Newsnight is anything to go by) are having a tough time thinking up questions for Mr Prescott when he appears before the Commons next week.
Their problem is that the questions have to be based on what he does.
Frankly no one has a clue as to what he does.
Please can you help the Tories come up with some sensible, probing questions?
They have to be related to what Prescott does, Newsnight managed to identify a few things:
-He will chair a few committees, but we have not been told which ones
-He is part of the UK Kyoto team
-He has responsibility for developing relations with China
The mind boggles!
The best submission might win the Prescott Memorial Thong, the decision will depend on my mood at the time and the weather etc. Please state your size.