My thanks to Railwaymann39 for his most excellent suggestion re "Risk Free Weapons".
I have forwarded it to the Corporate Responsibility Division of BAE at email@example.com.
I guess we had better patent the idea?
Text of message:
"Following on from recent reports in the media about BAE's research into environmentally friendly weapons and armour, one of our regular readers has come up with a solution that is both economically and environmentally viable.
He proposes that we abandon high tech weaponry, which is expensive in terms of resources and environmental impact, and revert to using tried and trusted "old" sustainable technologies such as bows and arrows.
The wood for the bows/arrows can be harvested from sustainable forests, and the tips for the arrows can be made from recycled materials.
We at Nanny Knows Best are very excited by this idea, and know that you will be as well.
Please feel free to contact us if you need any further details.
Nanny Knows Best"