Let me ease you into your Monday's with this absurd piece of Nanny nonsense.
It seems that Nanny is getting a bit flumoxed about race relations, and has got herself into such a state over them that she seems to be having some form of mental breakdown.
Aside from the usual crimes of race hate, Nanny has decided to add one more to the books; namely revving your engine in a racist manner.
I kid you not!
Ronnie Hutton recently spent two nights in jail, after being accused of "revving his car in a racist manner".
Hutton recently attended Stirling Sheriff Court on the above charges, after being hauled in for revving his Lotus engine at a Libyan couple one night last September 2005.
Witnesses claimed that he had been trying to intimidate a Libyan couple on the pavement. Hutton claimed that he was only revving the V8 engine to avoid another £15,000 repair bill.
However, off-duty Chief Inspector Eoin Jenkins thought he was targeting Muslim Isam Maigel and his wife Hana Saad.
When Jenkins, now retired, confronted Ronnie he was told to "fuck off".
Nanny decided to abandon the racist part of the charge, but still convicted Hutton of breach of the peace and fined him £150.
"To be convicted for revving my car in a busy street is hard to take.
Does this mean anyone driving a noisy car in Scotland is now a criminal?"
It seems that the racist element of charges were only added some months after Hutton had been in the cell, and AFTER he had complained to the Procurator Fiscal about the incident.
Mr Maigel claimed in court that Hutton had degraded them "maybe because we are Muslim".
"I've had problems with the Lotus since I bought it.
I paid £15,000 for a new engine in 2003.
As soon as I started the car the oil pressure light wouldn't go out.
I accept I revved the engine
it's a V8 twin turbo and is noisy and frightening.
I would openly apologise to this couple.
I am not a racist."
Be careful with your V8's folks!