Poor old Cherie Blair, wife of the PM and top legal eagle, has found herself in a spot of hot water with Nanny's child abuse police, after a playful gesture was reported by some busybody.
Cherie was attending the UK Schools Games in Glasgow and, like all those associated with politics, took the advantage of a photo opportunity.
She posed with 17 year old Miles Gandolfi, who being rather savvy decided to wreck the photo by making a "rabbit ears" gesture behind Cherie's head. Cherie playfully motioned to slap him on the arm, verbally admonishing the "wee scamp"; they both then got a fit of the giggles.
Now in a normal country this would have been nothing more than a spot of fun, in Nanny's Britain this constitutes a possible child abuse offence!
In Britain, Nanny teaches us that all adults are potential child abusers.
Strathclyde's finest sent six yes six, detectives to interview the boy; who was astounded at the crassness of the investigation.
Needless to say, after an interview of some length, the Nanny's police decided there was no case to answer.
The question is, what sad loser reported the matter in the first place?