Oh dear, Nanny really is keen to take the joy out of childhood.
The "little rascals" of Caister in Norfolk have been banned by police from buying ketchup (or is it catsup? What is the difference?)
It seems that some wee rascals have been spraying cars and houses with it. Nanny therefore has instructed shops not to sell squirty bottles to kids.
In the great scheme of things, is it such an evil act to squirt ketchup over things?
Wouldn't it be far worse if they were using spray paint, or shooting each other?
Sometimes a little bit of naughtiness needs to come out of the system.
Needless to say, Nanny has also banned egg sales in this town as well!
Let the kids behave like prats once in a while!