Friday, April 25, 2008
The Dangers of Sausage Rolls
Nanny has taken her automatic fines for "littering" to new and absurd levels, as Sarah Davies of Hull found to her cost recently.
Miss Davies was feeding her four year old daughter, Chloe, a sausage roll in public when a piece dropped on the pavement.
Can you guess what happened next?
Yes, that's right, Nanny's spies from Hull's "environment crime unit" (a big name for small minded people) spotted it and fined her £75 for "littering".
Nanny's spies even threatened her with arrest for refusing to give her name.
The real irony of this "littering" offence being that the pigeons had already eaten the piece of sausage roll that had fallen on the pavement.
Does this mean then that people who feed the birds will be fined for "littering" as well?
Needless to say, this is a very easy source of revenue for Nanny and her acolytes in her local councils. Could this be the real reason for their bone headed attitude?
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