Monday, April 21, 2008
The Sex Inspectors
Given Nanny's propensity to intrude into the daily lives of people, she hates not knowing what we are up to, it should come as no surprise whatsoever to learn that Nanny will be conducting a sex survey.
Yes, that's right, Nanny's inspectors will ask us questions about our sex lives!
Nanny will target 500,000 people each year, and ask them questions about their past and present sexual partners, contraception and how long couples have lived together before marriage.
The 2,000 questions form part of the Integrated Household Survey, and the responses will be registered with respondents' names and addresses.
Nanny claims that the information will be made anonymous once the files arrive at the Office of National Statistics, where they will then be held on a secure server.
Given last year's debacle by HMRC, when it lost the data files of 25,000,000 people, does anyone seriously trust Nanny to store such data "securely"?
Nanny will spend £3.5M of our money each year to send inspectors to 200,000 random homes to conduct the survey.
In theory, answering the survey is voluntary. However, Nanny's inspectors will push respondents into revealing personal details with follow-up questions designed to draw out more information.
The largest fly in Nanny's ginormous jar of oinkment is this, who on earth ever gives an honest answer about their sex lives?
No one does!
Coming soon...the sex tax!
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