Oh dear oh dear, I know that Nanny deplores violence and hates the idea that people should carry weapons (eg knives, swords, guns etc).
However, please tell me why Nanny got herself into a tiz over John Payne buying a £1.50 plastic catapult, which he wanted to use to fire bait into rivers when he went fishing?
I would point out that Mr Payne is 73 years old, walks with a limp and has arthritis.
So far so good?
Errmmm...not in Nanny's world.
Mr Payne was asked by the Original Factory Shop, in Melksham Wiltshire, to prove that he was over 18!
A spokesman for the Original Factory Shop said:
"I am sure the assistant was having a bit of fun with the customer and did not seriously expect him to show identification."
Mr Payne didn't get that impression!
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