I am mortified, here I am a relatively new resident of Brighton (keen to experience all - well maybe not all - the joys that this fair seaside town can offer) and I learn to my horror that Brighton and Hove City Council have banned "Pole Dancing Passion" sessions from the King Alfred leisure centre, because it is "not appropriate".
In a letter, the council's acting head of sports and leisure Ian Shurrock wrote:
"The nature of this activity is such that it is not appropriate for the classes to be held in one of the council's sports facilities".
Where am I meant to pole dance now then?
Oh, hang on a minute, I think I have found some other places!
The council, despite banning the lessons at the leisure centre, have of course granted licences for six fully nude lap-dancing clubs; Grace, the Pussycat Club, Rouge, Top Totty, the Honeyclub and For Your Eyes Only.
I'll get my thong!
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