In this age when we are bombarded with adverts to enhance our busts, penises (or is it penii?), butts etc how refreshing to see that Nanny has taken the contrarian perspective!
Nanny's Health Secretary, Alan Johnson, will order forms such as Mars, Coca-Cola, Britvic and Nestlé to produce smaller versions of their products.
The rationale being that we are far too stupid and greedy to be able to buy a large versions of these products, and not eat/drink them in one go.
"People want to eat more healthily.
I challenge the industry to come up with healthier snacks. That's not just good for the nation's health, it's also good for business."
Errmmm...what is to stop people eating healthy stuff now?
We live in a market economy, where all manner of products from around the world are "freely" available (eg fruit, nuts, meat, fish, coke etc).
People can buy these products and do with them whatever they wish, to assist their weight loss (if that is what their objective is).
Needless to say, Nanny is threatening legislation if her "suggestions" for smaller products go unheeded.
We each of us go to the devil in our own way, let us at least enjoy our journey. Nanny should stop wasting time and resources in trying to divert us from our inevitable and final destination.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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