You know how Nanny keeps berating us for our drinking habits?
Were we to listen to her we would be consumed with guilt over our "immoral" habits, clearly we are the most evil drinking country in the world!
Well, actually, that may in fact not be the case.
A remarkably tedious 129 page report ("EU Citizens' Attitudes Towards Alcohol") issued by Uber Nanny herself (the EU), shows that the UK is actually below the EU average when it comes to boozing.
Take a look at page 20:
"Did you drink any booze in the last 30 days?"
The UK comes out with 87% saying yes, below the EU average of 88%.
Clearly we are not drinking enough!
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