Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Nanny Burns Fat People
Oh dear, Nanny seems to be having one of her "schizophrenic" moments.
Yesterday I reported that Nanny's chums in Liverpool were worried about the negative connotations of the word "obese", and were considering banning it.
However, Nanny's chums in Barnsley NHS have an entirely different "take" on obesity. They have taken it upon themselves to design and build a 40ft effigy of a fat boy eating a pile of burgers, pizzas and cakes.
Can you guess what they intend to do with it?
Yes, that's right, they intend to set fire to it during the Mayor's summer parade!
Errmm...so let me see, the message that Nanny is sending to fat children is that if you don't lose weight she will set fire to you.
The Nazis started by burning books....
Maybe Nanny's ultimate plan is to use fat people as fuel?
Oh, and by the way, the taxpayers have funded the design and building of this fat sculpture.
All in all it sounds a pretty shitty idea to me.
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