Bird Watching - The Nanny Way

Congratulations to Uncle John, you have been a warded the rare distinction of being "guest collumnist" for this very well observed piece:

"Daily Telegraph – 02-07-01 http://tinyurl.com/349o4jd

//A rare South American bird which had been living happily in the English countryside has died after the RSPCA made a bungled attempt to rescue it./ - /We recaptured it in a very controlled way and caused it the minimum amount of distress//

(Apart, that is, for the fact that it died)

The printed newspaper item includes the following verbal extrusion by ‘an RSPCA spokesman’ - all in “Quotation marks”

“We do not know what the cause of death was and we will not be holding a post mortem It could have been suffering from some sort of illness before it was rescued by us. We certainly followed all our procedures by the book”

Nanny doing a ‘Risk Assessment’ and getting it wrong? [Tick]

Nanny declining to find out what really happened? [Tick]

Nanny happy that ‘the rules’ were followed? [Tick]

RSPCA apparently believes that animals weighing 90lb (40kg)are a danger to traffic if loose on the road.

I hope they send teams to the New Forest, Wales, and the Lake District to 'cull' the ponies, sheep and cattle."

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