Kudos to the health and safety brigade who erected (can I say "erected"?) the warning sign by the newly dug grave for my late uncle's funeral (he was 90 and died with dignity, not plugged into a machine etc etc) on Wednesday.
The sign read:
"Take care not to fall into the grave".
Having read the sign I managed to ensure that I did not fall in.
Phew, a major disaster averted thanks to the warning from Nanny!
A good few post event drinks were had, as he was Irish:)
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I remember back in my school days that my mathematics master used to say,"Never be afarid to quote the obvious" I wonder if all 'elf'n'safety officers were educated by him;-)
ReplyDeleteI was walking through a cemetery and I fell into a grave that had been dug without any warning signs.
ReplyDeleteI badly injured my shoulder and I couldn’t work or pay my rent.
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ReplyDeleteMiracle that your uncle managed to see 90 in the hazard-rich death-zone we call the Western World. Thank God Nanny's around to steer us through the minefields.
I imagine you are really greatful to these people for warning you of such an obvious danger!
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