My congratulations to the Nannys of Brighton station who surpassed themselves yesterday, with their warning about the bleedin' obvious.
I arrived at Brighton station at around 6:30 last night (it was wet and windy, welcome to England!) to be greeted by the following announcement (on top of the usual "I am sorry for the delay...") being repeated over the station's speaker system:
"Please be aware that it is raining and, as such, the concourse will be wet etc...".
For fark's sake, it was well obvious that it was raining (bucket loads to be precise)!
In the event that the concourse becomes wet, why not simply swab the decks and mop it up?
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts