My thanks to Uncle John for alerting us to this cretinous piece of Nannyism as reported in the Telegraph the other day, involving that hallowed institution the School Dinner Lady.
Kathleen Lavery (Dinner Lady) was forced to leave her job at a primary school in Brookeborough near Enniskillen, after she offered one of the kids (a relative) a biscuit.
Can you guess what Nanny did to her?
She was disciplined over the incident.
Seemingly, the act of an adult (a school dinner lady I would note) offering a child a biscuit constitutes potential "grooming" of the child.
Needless to say, given the odious side of human nature, she was then subjected to such a barrage of gossip and rumours by others that she was forced to leave her job.
Remember folks a few hundred years ago rumours of people being witches etc would be enough to have them burned. Now that we don't believe in witches anymore, we need another way to vent our hatred and self loathing onto others.
Those who subjected this poor woman to this ordeal should hang their heads in shame and beg her forgiveness.
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