Yet another organ of the state has won my coveted "Prats of The Week" Award.
This time it goes to the over cautious members of Brentwood Community Hopsital who erected (can I say "erected"?) signs in their environs warning of the dangers of falling acorns:
"Caution Please Be Aware Of The Falling Acorns".
I kid you not!
It seems that last year a patient stepped on an acorn, and acquired a slight sprain to her ankle.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts