Here is a little story highlighting Nanny's "bloody mindedness", that relates to the recently passed New Year's eve.
Newquay as many a teenager knows is "party central", and indeed the local economy is propped up by the surf and booze environment encouraged by the local council.
Anyhoo, come New year's eve people were expecting a wee drinky or two.
Not so fast me hearties!
Newquay's Central Square suffered from a lack lustre atmosphere, as a result of police telling the Central Inn not to not play music outside the premises.
Now, as we know from previous articles on this site, Nanny does not authorise bars, shops, garages etc to play music (even turning on the radio) unless they pay (Ker Farking Ching) a fee for a licence.
Anyhoo, bar managers were only told a few days before the piss up that they would have to get a temporary event licence to play music outside or lose their licence if music was heard.
Ker farking ching!
Needless to say, as I am sure the police were well aware, the bureaucracy involved required that they give notice considerably earlier than they did if the bar managers could have a chance to obtain the licence.
Nanny will use every trick in the book in order to ensure we don't enjoy ourselves.
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