Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Cone Heads

The good people of my leisure club may have heeded my article last year about the danger of their "wet floor" warning cone, for they have indeed moved it.

Sadly to another position in the club, where I yet again tripped over it!

Evidently either I must look more carefully where I am going, or the leisure club may care to take on board that as there is a swimming pool, showers, sauna and steam room I and other members may well be aware that there is a hdanger of water being on the floor.

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  1. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Stop complaining or they'll need to put up a sign warning of the cone...

  2. Lord T2:48 PM

    Put in a claim. that will get the insurance company setting all sorts of rules for them.

    Screw them.

  3. Chuckles7:06 PM