Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Phantom Flan Flinger!!

Has not Nanny warned us repeatedly about the dangers of eating sugar and pies?

Has she not lectured us incessantly about the health and safety risks of being smacked in the face with a pie?

Are we not regularly terrified into submission by her dire warning of terrorists lurking under every bed?

Are we not subjected to constant CCTV surveillance and intrusive searches every time we enter a public building etc?

Therefore how the fark did this happen?

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

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  1. Tonk.1:15 PM

    You ask good questions Ken....The only missing question is this;
    Why are we giving this attention seeking, left wing pillock the attention he so craves?

  2. Tonk,

    I don't think I would describe Murdoch as "left wing";)


  3. Tonk.3:10 PM


    Very funny!!

    I see the pillock has got to appear in court on the 29th......I wonder if the punishment will be greater than the one for leaving your bins out in Bedford.