Has not Nanny warned us repeatedly about the dangers of eating sugar and pies?
Has she not lectured us incessantly about the health and safety risks of being smacked in the face with a pie?
Are we not regularly terrified into submission by her dire warning of terrorists lurking under every bed?
Are we not subjected to constant CCTV surveillance and intrusive searches every time we enter a public building etc?
Therefore how the fark did this happen?
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts