Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Nanny Bans Dates

I am gemused to see that fuss caused by Nanny's suggestion that "sell-by" dates on food should be removed, and that only "use-by" or "best-before" dates should be displayed.

I am fully supportive of anything that reduces the criminal levels of food waste that is evident in this country.

However, Nanny's suggestion has seemingly done nothing more than to confuse everyone further about food safety.

Here is the simple thing to do, if you have an item of food that you are about to prepare, serve or eat; smell it first!!

If it reeks, chuck it!

It it smells OK, then eat it.

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  1. Nice idea, but almost certain to provoke Nanny into introducing Smell By dates.

  2. Ken,

    Exactly however, as I have mooted on here before, commonsense is no longer very common.

  3. The criminal levels of waste comes not from the consumer but from shops forced to dispose of perfectly edible food that they cannot even give away to the idle but must pay to have destroyed as bio-hazard industrial waste.