As loyal readers know, Nanny hates fags and wants us all to stop smoking.
Oddly though, she is perfectly happy to make a nice little earner out of taxing fags.
Anyhoo, Nanny's latest anti fag campaign is being spearheaded by our old chums from Nice (the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence). Nice want all expectant mothers to take breath tests, not for booze (yet) but for fags.
Errmmm..unless I have missed something, smoking has not yet been declared to be illegal in this country has it?
In the event that an expectant mother agrees or (more accurately) is bullied into taking the test, and she has been found to be smoking, what will Nanny do next?
Answer: bully the woman into quiting!
Given that the tests doubtless cost money, and that the offered "cure" for smoking also costs money, a cynic might wonder if Nanny and her minions had any financial interests in the companies that offer the test kits and/or "cures" for smoking.
Views on that cynical thought anyone?
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