Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Scottish Independence - Whither Nanny?

With nine days until the vote on Scottish independence, it looks as though it will be a very close run thing indeed.

I would very much like to hear from loyal readers their take on what will happen to Scottish and English Nanny, respectively, in the event that Scotland votes "yes" and "President" Salmond takes orifice.

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  1. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Today it has been announced that a certain former chancellor and prime minister is now co-ordinating the "no" campaign. Bearing in mind the great job he did in those roles, would it be cynical of me to suggest that those against independence must be really desperate and are really scraping the barrel?

  2. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Well: we'll have Nanny McPhee and Nanny Jones. Mind you: Our Alec chewing his way through a mutton pie is obviously not that worried about the possible effects of eating 11 year old ewe that's been around the block several times: a damn sight less tough than all the shit dribbling out of Cameron's bent mouth!

    Old Scot.

  3. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Nanny recognises no borders, she only changes her accent. It must be a human right not to nagged and offended every time you turn the radio on, surely.

  4. Anonymous9:26 PM

    I expect President Fat Alex "The Hypocrite" Salmond will be banning deep fried mars bars from all of the Scottish population except himself for starters.

  5. Anonymous2:22 AM

    Does it matter? The erstwhile components of what was once Britain will soon be just outposts of the EU.