Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, September 12, 2014

The Lost Year

I am gemused to see that, according to Macmillan Cancer Support, the average Briton spends almost a year of their lives hungover.


Suffice to say Nanny doesn't quite see it in that positive way. The charity is running a Go Sober for October fundraising campaign, and is vexed that we should spend a year hungover.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous10:57 AM

    We are also all subjected to a few years of advertising from cancer charities during our lifetimes. These places were once content and grateful with the occasional donation, but then they started asking for a fixed monthly donation. The latest ruse (by the Red Cross) is to ask for 10% of the proceeds from your will.

    There will never be a cure for cancer while ‘research’ is an international, multi-billion pound industry.

  2. We may spend a year of our lives hung over, but how many years do we spend being hectored by do-gooders? I'd rather be drunk.

  3. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Sir HicAlot..

    Only a year? Surely there's a govt medical campaign to reduce that? Heck I'll try..

    "And the birds were whistling in the trees where the wind was gently laughing"

    I could drive my car drunk (I won't)
    I could drive my car sober (if it weren't for the 20mph, takes an age)
    I could go to the local pub (full of addicts/muggers)
    I could drink at home (tick this one)

    Tip for advanced drivers: when chasing plod, wind them up by flooring it when out of sight. Before too many corners you'll be up their arse. Twiddle that little headlight thing so it dazzles on dipped. Oh, also have a dashcam so you can prove they did to you first.