Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, November 28, 2014

The Dangers of Black Friday

Oh dear it seems people's desire to fill the voids in their lives with transient consumer products is turning them into savages.

As per the Telegraph:
"It was getting more heated by the minute and the next thing, at about ten to midnight, voices got raised. The shouting went through the roof, then all hell broke loose. They were ripping the plastic off the palettes and people started fighting. One girl, who can't have been more than 16, picked up some advent calendars and flung them across the shop. I saw a member of staff leaving with a black eye. It was something I would never like to experience again." 
I am surprised Nanny hasn't stepped in and banned it!

Come on folks it's Friday, do the British thing go down to the pub drink 20 pints then pick a fight with a complete stranger; none of this American nonsense!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Fuck Black Friday.

    The day should just serve as a reminder of how much the shops rip you off for the rest of the year.

  2. Tonk.7:23 PM

    Having watched the coverage of "Black Friday" on a variety of news channels today, I once again find myself ashamed of my fellow citizens.
    I saw young "men"(sic) snatching large TVs from ladies, I saw people of both sexes looking like members of a rugby scrum trying to take away a variety of consumer goods.....Come on people; where's your dignity and self respect? Have we become a nation of greedy chavs? Let's not allow ourselves to be fooled by retail trickery and gimmicks.

    Once again, the sheep have fallen for the messages of the marketing companies.....Baaaaaaaaaaaaa. Get a grip sheeple; you're supposed to be British, not bloody Americans for goodness sake!