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Monday, November 17, 2014

The Joy of Chips

My thanks to a loyal reader who alerted me to an utter load of Nanny fuckwittery, emanating from Cheltenham Borough Council.

The Nannies of Cheltenham have £3K of taxpayers' money they want to squander, and have decided to piss it away on a scheme to "educate" takeaways about the best way to cut and fry their chips.

The scheme is known as the “healthy chips” scheme.

Seemingly businesses will receive one-to-one help with Nanny looking at “educating” them about the size of the cut chip, the different types of oil available, how long things should be cooked for, how hot the oil should be and how often it should be changed.

All very well if these takeaways had never fried a chip in their lives. However, given that they are in the business of cooking and selling chips, I would have thought that their staff had already been shown how to cut and fry chips!

James Ritchie, co-owner of Simpsons Fish and Chips in Priors Road, is quoted in the Gloucestershire Echo:
I would go to the National Federation of Fish Fryers for advice and not the council.

They couldn’t tell us anything. There is nothing they could tell us that we don’t already know.

But it could be a good idea for people that may need a bit of help.

I can see what they are trying to do but they would be better off sending people to training courses run by the NFFF.”
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1 comment:

  1. Lord of Atlantis2:12 PM

    What patronising nonsense! I am quite certain that the National Federation of Fish Fryers know FAR MORE about cooking chips than some jerk on the council! What is even worse is the waste of public money. No matter how strapped for cash local authorities are, they always seem to have an endless supply when it comes to this kind of nonsense! I am sure the local council tax payers will be over the moon to learn that their money is being used on such an important issue1