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Merry Christmas!

I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and urge you to ignore Nanny's advice and warnings.

Have it large this Christmas and Bah Humbug to Nanny!

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"Safer" 20mph Zones Aren't "Safer"

Oh dear it seems that Nanny's fetish for reducing road speeds (for our own protection) has made the roads more dangerous.


Bath and North East Somerset Council spent £871,000 bringing in the 13 new speed zones just 12 months ago.

One year on, a report has found that the rate of people killed or seriously injured has gone up in seven out of the 13 new 20mph zones.

The review of the traffic control measures warns that this is a problem nationally. As per The Telegraph:

"There is no simple explanation for this adverse trend but it could be that local people perceive the area to be safer due to the presence of the 20mph restrictions and thus are less diligent when walking and crossing roads, cycling or otherwise travelling."

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Despite the council's own report concluding that there is "little in the way of persuasive argument for continuing the programme in the future", deputy leader Patrick Anketell-Jones has admitted there simply isn't the money available to reverse the 20mph zones.

"It has cost over £800,000 to roll out the 20mph zone and it would probably cost the same to reverse them.

We just haven't got the money. I'm pretty sure the 20mph zones will stay in place for the foreseeable future." 

Money wasted on a scheme that in fact harms Nanny's citizens!

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Youthquake Is Bollocks

'Youthquake' declared word of the year by Oxford Dictionaries https://t.co/xOKlQa7ce4

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) December 15, 2017

What utter bollocks!

There is no "cultural upheaval" driven by youth, there is widespread dissatisfaction with the "quality" and "competency" of our politicians from all parties. Hence the fact Labour lost the election, despite what the "youthquake cheerleaders" from the media and Labour would have us believe!

My word of the year is "Bollocks"!

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Safe Scissors Are Crap!

Whilst these scissors are safe for idiots and children, they are nonetheless the most useless pair of scissors in Christendom!

I will now proceed to run around the house with them with gay abandon!

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Dick Wit

'Tis the season to be offended.

Now that Christmas is almost upon us, and our sideboards etc are groaning under the weight of nuts, booze, figs and other things let us not forget those who choose to be offended by panto.

Despite the fact that panto has always been a tad risque, what with double entendres and women dressing as men and men as women, some people still manage to be surprised at being offended by what they see.

Such is the case for a production of Dick Whittington starring John Barrowman and the Krankies at the Manchester Opera House. Seemingly the gestures, repeated references to "Dick" and other issues offended panto goer Natalie Wood. A full report can be found in the Manchester Evening News.

Suffice to say calls to ban the panto will be ignored.

Those of you who are easily offended should probably not go to the panto, lest you take offence at Dick's wit.

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Nanny Wants To Pay Mothers To Breastfeed Their Babies

Seemingly a study of breastfeeding habits in the UK has concluded that more mothers would breastfeed if they were paid.

The suggested figure is around £200, possibly in vouchers for supermarkets/shops.

Can anyone spot the flaw in this, otherwise, "ingenious" plan?

Yes, that's right, how the hell does Nanny know if the mother is telling the truth that she is breastfeeding her baby?

Yes, that is a slight flaw. https://t.co/kjHE47bJ6M pic.twitter.com/b3GgFMzSNH

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) December 12, 2017

In the event Nanny implements this suggestion, will men be paid to have a J Arthur everyday (given that it is meant to be good for the prostate)?

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SNOWBOMB ALERT!!!!!!

As ever, Nanny and her media act with utter hysteria when rain and snow descend upon our septic isles.

Who would have thought that it would snow in winter?

Needless to say we are being smothered in an avalanche of "amber warnings" and tedious advice about not getting cold etc etc. It also goes without saying that transport services have all but collapsed in some parts of the country.

I would also note, with a hat tip to the muse irony, that an illuminated snowman that I had ordered for delivery today has (so I am informed by the supplier) been delayed because of snow!

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Snowflakes Don't Get Irony

As per The Telegraph:

"Being called a "snowflake" is damaging to mental health, young people say.  Figures show that the majority of young people think the term is unfair - and even more think it could have a negative effect of its own. 

The "snowflake generation" is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement."

There's irony for you!

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Shock, Horror, Probe - Winter Is Coming!

Winter is coming ❄️ https://t.co/5SQWWhkiai

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) December 7, 2017

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One Whiff, And You're Stiff!

Irish villagers complain Viagra plant fumes have men and dogs walking around with ‘hard-ons’ https://t.co/0FTQMFNVMQ

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) December 6, 2017

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Pizza Hut Are Wimps!

 

We apologise for any offence caused as a result of this partnership. The aim of this offer was simply to give our customers the chance to enjoy a free pizza to share with their family and friends.

— Pizza Hut DeliveryUK (@pizzahutdeliver) December 2, 2017

Apologising for something you go ahead and do anyway is not an apology.

If Pizza Hut don't like The Sun, then they should have the balls not to do business with it; otherwise they should man up and not apologise!

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Nanny's Booze Guidelines Are Bollocks!

‘The definition of 'binge drinking' for women is consuming six units (two large glasses of wine) in one session.’ 😂

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) December 1, 2017

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