The Planetary Health Diet That Will Kill us - #EATLancet

This is neither planetary, nor healthy.

It is, however, a diet that will kill us slowly!

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Nanny To Install Speed Limiters On All New Cars

Euro Nanny has decreed that all new cars sold in the UK and Europe are to be fitted with devices to automatically stop drivers from exceeding the speed limit under sweeping changes to vehicle safety rules provisionally agreed by the EU.

Although Britain may no longer be part of the EU when the rules come into effect, the UK regulator, the Vehicle Certification Agency, has said it will mirror safety standards for vehicles in the UK. Remind me again, why did we want to leave the EU?

Let us trust and assume that there are no software glitches/hacks that cause "unforeseen" problems!

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Nanny Imprisons Egg Thrower - The Ever Rising Egg Scale

Throw an egg at:
the Queen - £25 fine (1974)
John Major - £100 fine (+ £10 dry cleaning)
John Prescott - no charge
David Cameron - no charge (expelled from college)
Jeremy Corbyn - 28 days chokey https://t.co/FsW9Hc6wTm

— Corbyn in The Times (@TimesCorbyn) March 25, 2019

This is no yolk!

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Nanny Hates Doughnuts

Having vented her spleen on salt, fat, sugar and general categories of fast food, Nanny is now targeting doughnuts or rather doughnut shops.

Tam Fry of the National Obesity Forum said:

“To reduce childhood obesity we have to reduce these outlets.”

Nutritionist Katharine Jenner, of Action on Sugar, added:

“The rise in doughnut shops is worrying. Most of these products contain dangerous amounts of sugar.”

I thought we lived in a free country that believed in the operation of the market economy?

As such, to dictate how many shops are allowed to sell doughnuts constitutes a contradiction to the concept of freedom of choice!

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More "Scientific" Bollocks - Hot Tea Causes Cancer

Drinking very hot tea almost doubles the risk of cancer, a new study says https://t.co/K3YIZZDUfV

— CNN (@CNN) March 21, 2019

Here's why this is bollocks:

1 People don't drink very hot tea, they let it cool.

2 People (at least the Brits) add milk to tea.

3

excuse me? it raises your risk of *oesophageal* cancer, which is fairly rare. Drinking 3 cups of v hot tea a day raises avg risk from ≈0.06% a year to ≈0.1% a year, if I've read it right.

The thing that really raises your risk is getting older, so try not to do that https://t.co/ldtZgYEep5

— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) March 21, 2019

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Every Thought, Word and Deed Is Now a Potential Crime

Had a message from Guildford police tonight about my tweets following an appearance on @GMB with Susie Green and Piers Morgan. Susie Green has reported me for misgendering her daughter.

— Caroline Farrow (@CF_Farrow) March 18, 2019

I would have thought that knife crime, terrorism etc would be taking up more of police time rather than this nonsense!

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Nanny's War On "Junk" Food Intensifies

As loyal readers know, Nanny hates "junk" food and is doing her best to remove it from our diets.

Aside from wanting to ban adverts for it on TV and social media, specific products have been attacked; eg Tom Watson has attacked the McDonald's Monopoly promotion (as it encourages people to eat more!).

All very well and good, maybe. However, does Nanny actually have a definition of what "junk" food actually is?

I ask, because according to rumours on Twitter I understand that Nanny wants to ban adverts for cheese, as she feels that cheese comes under "junk" food!

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GPS Trackers On Knives - Prat of The Week Scott Mann

Whilst I appreciate that most of our politicians are utterly useless and stupid, I have to say that Scott Mann wins the prize for not only being an utter prat but for being one of the most stupid members of Parliament I have come across in a long while.

For why?

He wants GPS trackers on all knives!

What about the knives already in existence? Utterly stupid suggestion. Not least because you will be placing a state monitored tracking/spying system in every household in the country! Are you really an mp?

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) March 14, 2019

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PHE Want To Ban Cars From Schools

Nanny's quango, Public Health England, wants to ban cars from near schools.

Paul Cosford, the medical director of Public Health England, told the Times it should be socially unacceptable to leave a car running near school gates.

The comments came as PHE published a series of recommendations on how the government can improve air quality.

PHE said 28,000 to 36,000 deaths a year in the UK could be attributed to long-term exposure to air pollution.

All very well, but how does PHE intend to enforce such a rule?

More council enforcement officers and fines I assume?

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TfL's Food Nazis Ban Bacon, Butter and Jam

The food Nazis in TfL have decreed that adverts featuring "junk" food are banned.

So far so bad!

Now here comes the punchline..

What constitutes "junk"?

It seems that most food falls inot that category, as the good people of Farmdrop realised the other day.

Farmdrop submitted an advert with a photograph which included images of the meat, dairy products and spread.

TfL's food Nazis banned it!

Transport for London (TfL) said it was up to advertisers to make sure any items featured were "high fat, sugar and salt (HFSS)-compliant".

Cretins!

Coming soon, Nanny bans all food!

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Nanny To Ban Junk Food Advertising Before 9PM

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Junk food advertising will be banned before 9pm in new watershed to tackle child obesity

Matt Hancock, Health Secretary, poised to launch a consultation amid concerns that TV adverts are 'shaping' children's preferences for junk foodhttps://t.co/8Z72ESXUXr

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) March 3, 2019

Irrespective of whether junk food averts actually cause people to be obese, banning them on TV will simply push them onto the unregulated net (where kids spend most of their time anyway!).


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