Nanny strongly believes in "risk avoidance"; an absurd attitude, as one can never eliminate risks. Indeed, risk and struggle gives life meaning.
Anyhoo, Nanny feels that one way to avoid risk is to ensure that people are properly trained to undertake their daily tasks.
Unfortunately Nanny insists that people are disbarred from taking certain actions, if they have not received the requisite training. Needless to say Nanny's training schemes cover the minutiae of daily routines.
One such training scheme involves training police officers in the ancient art of ladder climbing.
The result of Nanny's inflexible attitude to training meant that one group of police officers in Middleton, Manchester, were unable to investigate the vandalism of a church in Middleton.
They had not yet been of the ladder climbing training course.