Worried about your council tax bill?
Want to cut your costs?
Well no need to worry anymore!
"Honest" John, Nanny's Smooth talking Bar Steward, takes the worry out of paying your council tax bill the Nanny way.
What's the secret?
Simple, become Deputy Prime Minister and get the taxpayers to cover your bill.
If anyone queries this arrangement, just tell then that you didn't know.
Nice one John!
Does he pay tax on his other two houses?
ReplyDeleteOf course not, what were you thinking? The tax on his Dorneywood country manor is paid by a (charitable?) trust; and the tax on his house oop north is paid on parliamentary expenses by the taxpayer.
Someone has pointed out that Prezza has paid in band A or B, valuing his Westminster pad at 40-50K.