I must congratulate Nanny on her "skills" at deceiving the public, that's you and me folks, as to what she is really doing about cutting back on the number of public sector employees.
You will recall that a couple of years or so ago Nanny's best "friend" and neighbour, Gordon "Smiler" Brown, said that he would cut back the number of public sector employees by around 70,000.
Well folks, guess what?
The number of people working for Nanny remains at 7 million, in fact it is rising.
Not only that, but Nanny and her chums have been secretly adding to the number of state employees by keeping them off the official headcount.
How has she done this?, I hear you ask.
Simple, she has brought in consultants.
Nanny's ever respected and efficient HM Revenue & Customs is now hiring £1,000 a day management consultants to carry out IT tasks for its new IT department, Information Management Solutions.
Nanny has already hired 80 of these outside "wonder" consultants.
The odd thing is that these consultants are being hired as business analysts, and are doing the same work that Revenue staff do for £120 a day.
What does Nanny think that she is doing?
Many of the consultants were hired from PA Consulting, although some are also freelance consultants.
It is very reassuring to know that such a sensible and cost effective use our money has been thought up by our future Prime Minister.
The future looks "bright"!