Like all third rate dictatorships, Nanny does not like it when people emigrate. Emigration sends a clear signal to the world that all is not quite as it should be in Nanny's Britain.
As such Nanny was especially displeased when one of her own Home Orifice staff tried to emigrate in November 2006.
Nicholas Faulkner, a Home Orifice security consultant, made the rather bold move of sending an email to Bliary Poppins herself.
Unfortunately he has now been sacked, for having the temerity to write to Nanny.
Mr Faulkner said in the mail that he had waited years for a visa to the US, so that he could leave Britain. Seemingly Mr F was not happy with high house prices, taxes and mass immigration.
He said that he felt disenfranchised.
Surely not in Nanny's Britain!
In the mail he noted that given the close relationship Mr Blair enjoyed with President Bush, could he help?
Mr Faulkner didn't think he was putting his job at risk, because he shared his office with Abid Javaid. Abid was the immigration official who kept his job, despite being exposed earlier as a leading member of an extremist Islamic group which Nanny wanted to ban.
Unfortunately Mr Faulkner was wrong.
A few days later he was fired for gross misconduct. Mr Faulkner had his contract terminated at the Immigration and Nationality Directorate in Croydon, where he had been aiding the national identity cards project.
"I am flabbergasted.
My treatment compared to that of Abid
says an awful lot about what is wrong with this country
and what is happening to democracy."
Rather oddly though, after being fired, he then received a note from No 10 thanking him for his letter and saying that it was being referred to the Foreign Office.
Don't you just love this country?