Nanny holds the view that if she catches a child when they are young, they are hers for life. Therefore it is very important to Nanny to ensure that the very young are indoctrinated with Nanny's philosophy on life; namely that Nanny is mother and Nanny is father.
Nanny has published a plan that states that even three year olds should be expected to be able to stand up for their rights, the plan also lays out 500 milestones for them to achieve.
Did you know, that Nanny expects babies should be able to show that they can communicate by "crying, gurgling, babbling and squealing"?
How did we function or survive, as human beings, in primitive "pre Nanny" times?
Oh hang on, I know, we had real biological parents who brought us up!
Under Nanny's new rules, nurseries and childminders will have to increase their level of supervision of young children's progress.
Why this sudden interest in young children?
Simple, Nanny is trying to make mothers return to work instead of staying at home to look after the children.
Remember, Nanny believes that the state makes a far better parent than the real biological ones.
I am an old reactionary, I believe that biological parents tend to make better parents than the state.
I guess I will be marked down for re-education by Nanny for that "thought crime"!