Nanny's chum, Lord Dearing, has suggested that teachers should offer classes in languages including; Afghan, Somali, Greek, Hebrew, Turkish, Russian and Farsi.
"We should value community languages."
Nanny's Department for Education said that individual schools would decide what language to teach.
"A school in a Somali community
might decide to teach Somali
because there are people who speak the language
and children would hear it
or read in the community every day.
This might encourage them to learn
other languages as they get older."
OK, here's why the above is utter bollocks:
1 This is Britain, and as such, people should be speaking and learning English.
2 Our primary school children are barely able to speak and write English, why the fark should we teach them Somali?
3 There should be no separate "communities" within Britain, merely local communities of British (black, white, green etc) people.
4 "This might encourage..." in other words, it is another experiment being foisted on our decaying educashun system by Nanny.
Should this policy be enacted, it will be doomed to failure.