I understand that the health and safety Gestapo in my "beloved" (soon to be ex) borough of Croydon have set a limit on the amount of time you can spend in the Virgin health club jacuzzi.
Eight minutes to be precise!
Seemingly there is a health and safety risk from prolonged exposure to bubbles!
I would be very grateful to hear from anyone who can explain why bubbles are dangerous.
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