Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Nanny Bans Bubbles

Nanny Bans BubblesI understand that the health and safety Gestapo in my "beloved" (soon to be ex) borough of Croydon have set a limit on the amount of time you can spend in the Virgin health club jacuzzi.

Eight minutes to be precise!

For why?

Seemingly there is a health and safety risk from prolonged exposure to bubbles!

I would be very grateful to hear from anyone who can explain why bubbles are dangerous.

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  1. Anonymous11:34 AM

    'Elf'n'Safety Officers.....You just gotta luv 'em!!

    Is there any area of our lives into which these cretins will not poke their noses?

    Cue the normal defence from those 'Elf'n'Safety Officers that say their profession(sic) is being undermined by amateurs.

    It is my belief that 'Elf'n'Safety officers MUST find something wrong in any given situation to justify their existence....A similar thing is seen in public inquiries...How often do you hear the chairman of an expensive inquiry say, "Well actually everything is fine and nothing needs to change."?....It never happens because they need to find something wrong to justify their salary.

  2. The 'Housing Bubble', the 'Dot Com Bubble', Decompression Sickness and that Paul (Bubble) chap from Big Brother 2....

    I'm just surprised the Government hasn't acted before to rid us of these menaces.

    Hopefully they'll turn their attention to next danger facing mankind...? Clouds.

  3. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Ken you're really wide of the mark with this one: it isn't that bubbles are dangerous, it's that sitting in a jacuzzi for more than 8 minutes results in relaxation and pleasure and Nanny doesn't want us to get a taste for those in case we start to think and rebel against our serfdom. The danger of bubbles is a decoy.


  4. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Bubbles are extremely dangerous, so are stairs, water, cars, trees, gravestones, walking, eating, drinking. There is no end of the dangers we face in this world, thank god (can I still say God, or must I say allah now) that nanny is here to protect us.

  5. Anonymous1:31 PM

    I consider nuclear weapons to be far more dangerous than bubbles, so why doesn't Nanny's health and safety people ban them?

  6. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Will Nanny ban "I'm forever blowing bubbles" being sung in future at football matches? After all the song mentions a dangerous substance and if sung with gusto by a large group of fans the noise level may break EU noise pollution diktat number 55588888/lllkk or some such.

    Really, nanny is a senile old cow that should be shunted off to a home or humanely put to sleep.