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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Nanny's Special Plumbers

Nanny's Special PlumbersThe next time you call a plumber or electrician, beware.

He/she may in fact be a spy, paid for by Nanny to inform Nanny about suspected child abuse.

I kid you not!

Plumbers and electricians in Lincoln could soon be asked to spot signs of child abuse while at work.

All 800 Lincoln City Council employees are to receive training to help them detect signs of abuse. Staff who spot signs of abuse while out on day-to-day jobs will be asked to report their concerns to the council.

Simon Walters, head of corporate review and development, said:

"It's about young people who may be suffering from neglect and abuse – that's our primary goal.

We need to ensure our staff are trained to recognise child neglect and abuse.

What this proposal makes very clear is that all public bodies have a duty under the Children's Act to take the responsibility to spot signs of child abuse
."

Nanny's primary goal is to spy on us, and she will use every means at her disposal to do so.

This is another step towards dictatorship.

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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Now you've gone to far Ken. THIS is parody, right? right????Anyone? Buehler? :(

    Debbie

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  2. I thought plumbers were more interested in spotting bored housewives.

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  3. number 61:05 PM

    The plumbers I have used were too thick to spot the plumbing problems. They knew how much to charge per hour though.

    Once again, giving power to people (ala the bin men)whose job it is to take away the shite, or in the plumbers case, to make sure the shite flows away.

    Now, a serious point how the hell is a plumber going to be trained to recognise child abuse, what happens if some poor misguided sod thinks he sees johnny being abused reports it and is wrong? Lawsuits all round I imagine. Hence nanny and her bestest chums, the legal whores win again.

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  4. Lord of Atlantis1:28 PM

    "Now, a serious point how the hell is a plumber going to be trained to recognise child abuse, what happens if some poor misguided sod thinks he sees johnny being abused reports it and is wrong? Lawsuits all round I imagine. Hence nanny and her bestest chums, the legal whores win again."

    And how will the council pay the compensation and lawyers fees? Increasing our taxrs, of course!

    1:05 PM

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  5. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Just a thought, what happens if the kids see the plumber getting some verbal abuse for the usual crap job undertaken and price charged?

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  6. Tonk.2:21 PM

    It seems that everyone that works for local Nanny that visits homes, is potentially a snoop....In the name of child protection of course, so you mustn't disagree with it because, if you question it, in Nanny's eyes, you must be in favour of abusing kids.

    In my neighbouring borough, Bracknell Forest.....It seems Nanny has equiped a van with high tech thermo imaging equipment, that can go aroung the local roads between 18-00hrs and 20-00hrs and take a thermo image of the properties, (1000 an hour) report back to Nanny their findings and Nanny will send a busy body around to educate you on how to reduce your fuel usage....More spies and snoopers.....Incidentally, the leader of Bracknell Forest Council has made quite a name for himself nationally in relation to waste services.....You'll see his name cropping up in national newspapers and on TV when he pontificates on all things waste, rubbish and green.

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  7. Anonymous4:30 PM

    All things rubbish and green that will be councils then.

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  8. Anonymous9:05 PM

    I suspect that this is one instance when said plumbers will tell Nanny to get stuffed - not because they realise that, if it's beyond the powers of social workers to spot even the most dreadful examples of child abuse (which we get to hear about because the child has died), then they stand no chance of getting it right, but because "it's not my job, Guv".

    Personally, I think that local Nanny has completely taken leave of her senses, ought to be certified as mentally unfit and restrained before she can do any more harm.

    I know that I'm repeating myself but, what the hell happens to people when they join the public sector; were they crazy to begin with or is there some insane dynamic that obliterates common sense?

    Jay

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  9. dixon of dock green10:02 PM

    "I know that I'm repeating myself but, what the hell happens to people when they join the public sector; were they crazy to begin with or is there some insane dynamic that obliterates common sense?"

    Nothing happens to them, it's the type of people they recruit in the first place. It's a closed shop. You have to be proven left wing and a Guardian reader to work in local government. They are all hard line lefties, most of them thinly hiding Marxist extremism. Instead of reining the bastards in the government has let them run roughshod over us with their experimental social engineering, PC and other shite.

    In the next twenty years we will see the end of our monarchy and the end of our parliament. They have already ended our history and re-invented their own. These people set out to take over and have done with their "change" and "progress" agenda. Too easy to write off voices like mine as irrelevant old reactionary, bigot, etc., but I remember how it was; the children they are brainwashing don't. They know nothing about the freedoms and heritage being stolen from them or what they cost to build over centuries.

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  10. Hold on a cotton picken' minute...

    It's quite possible that a plumber or any other trades person on-call might occasion upon something suspicious. And its probably a wise move by their employer to offer advice on how they should handle such a situation.

    However....

    That advice MUST always be to report their suspicion direct to the appropriate authority, in this case and with any other involving illegality, that is the Police. Not to some line manager or other bored Council employee with nothing better to do.

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  11. number 611:26 AM

    Plumbers are paid to clear blocked toilets, binmen to empty bins that is their job. Giving them any power above that job position is ridiculous.

    Nanny has legions of social workers, who at this very moment engaged in the important business of attending understanding of cultural differences in transgendered suicide bombers awareness classes and thumbing through the Gruadidad to deal with child abuse problems.

    Like all of nanny's little helpers they do a splendid job don't they.

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  12. In reply to Dixon, do Google the term "Common Purpose" to discover the odious organisation which is responsible for much of the 'dead from the neck up' leadership of local authorities and other public bodies.

    See http://www.tpuc.org/node/107 for starters, although there is heaps of info out there once you start looking. By the way, don't expect to read about it in the controlled propagandist mainstream media.

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