Monday, October 20, 2008
Nanny Bans Teddy Bear
Poor old Barty Bristle, all he wanted to do was to network with old and new chums on the internet.
Thinking this to be a simple matter, he set up an account on Faecesbook, the networking site.
He was so happy with the results, he attracted a large following.
Unfortunately, Nanny's chums on Faecesbook closed his account.
Was he a stalker?
Was he a paedophile?
He was a teddy bear.
His owner, Amanda Middleditch, merely wanted to make contact with other Arctophiles (lovers of Teddy bears).
Regrettably Faecesbook banned Bartie because his membership was "against the rules". Seemingly Bartie could be "masquerading" as someone else, and "it could be dangerous".
How many entries on Faecesbook actually are 100% accurate?
I am sure that many entries "masquerade" a teeny tiny amount, at the very least; whether they are teddy bears, or "real" people.
Buy your authentic, and thoroughly gorgeous, Kenny Bear here: Kenny Bear.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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